“The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.”

The stories fairytales don’t tell (via withajubilantshout)

(Source: caliginosity-, via hipsterhorcrux)

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

(Source: stayproud-littleowl, via run-with-me-to-the-sea)

“I keep wondering, how many people do you need to be, before you can become yourself.”

Iain S. Thomas (via lacynical)

(Source: quote-book)

cleowho:

"Now, sir…"

Ghost Light - season 26 - 1989

(via thedoctorsthief)

imaginarycircus:

rainbow-veinsrel:

Some terry pratchett quotes.

I have to add the thing that he told us when he gave a talk at the Boston Public Library like 10 years ago. The “READ” campaign asked him to come up with a quotation for their posters. (They put them in American public schools libraries and children’s rooms in public libraries, etc.) They ended up not using his quote:

"Everything I learned as a child, I learned at the library. The only thing I learned in school was how to spit."

(Source: just-another-book-lover, via run-with-me-to-the-sea)

“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”

Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking: True Stories (via hipsterhorcrux)

(Source: observando, via hipsterhorcrux)

On one thing most physicists agree. If the amount of dark energy in our universe were only a little bit different than what it actually is, then life could never have emerged. A little larger, and the universe would have accelerated so rapidly that matter in the young universe could never have pulled itself together to form stars and hence complex atoms made in stars. And, going into negative values of dark energy, a little smaller and the universe would have decelerated so rapidly that it would have recollapsed before there was time to form even the simplest atoms… .

We are an accident. From the cosmic lottery hat containing zillions of universes, we happened to draw a universe that allowed life. But then again, if we had not drawn such a ticket, we would not be here to ponder the odds.


Physicist and writer extraordinaire Alan Lightman, the very first person to receive dual appointments in science and the humanities at MIT, on dark energy, the multiverse, and why we exist – superb, mind-bending read.  (via elucipher)

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govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via run-with-me-to-the-sea)

Mass Graves


burningmuse:

ithepoet:

after the chaos and destruction,

after the stench of death

fades from our collective memories,

a process of development.

razing the skeletal remains of buildings

and tilling the earth with heavy machinery,

a ritual of moving on.

an attempt at recovery,

and yet we stumble

(Source: poetic-truths)

cosmoglaut:


Sherlock “let me tidy it up” Holmes.

cosmoglaut:

Sherlock “let me tidy it up” Holmes.

(Source: vintage-sherlock)

“So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.”

J.R.R. TolkienThe Hobbit  (via etrezomp-ni—kelted)

(Source: diaphanee, via waltsherlockwho)

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

(via my-tardis-sense-is-tingling)

http://burningmuse.tumblr.com/post/77197991628/staff-note-its-hard-to-express-how-much


burningmuse:

staff note: It’s hard to express how much enjoyment I got from reading this.

mister-selfdestruct:

Don’t date boys
who like Bukowski
they’ll hate you
‘cause you love them
they’ll be pissed
your life isn’t whiskey
and didn’t get your number
from a napkin in a bar

Don’t date girls